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Decided to drop the Broadway Terezi url, since eventually, when the actual part is filled sometime in the future, they’ll probably want it. I still kept my theme and icon based on Terezi because I do what I want. BD

Summer is coming up soon, and even though I never use this blog, I probably will actually post stuff here during summer break, since I’ll have a lot of free time, which leads to boredom, which leads to singing!

Also, I’ll probably audition for the new Broadwaystuck AU because it looks pretty neat, and I will always be a fan of Broadwaystuck, even after the craziness. :P

broadwayegbert:

Happy Birthday by John Egbert

I figured I had to do something for 4/13 even if it is small and so I made you guys this thing! I hope you all enjoy it. Happy Homestuck Day and Happy Birthday to Mr. Egbert!

Now to go work on that song I’ll be bringing to you guys soon…

Ping, why are you so fabulous?

fuzzlekins:

fuzzlekins:

mikilofsouthern:

So there was a voice meme going around for a little while, and it inspired me to compile some quotes from all the main Homestuck characters! It’s just for funsies, I know there are a lot of talented voice actors in the fandom, but not everyone has tried every single character so I thought it would be fun!

p.s. if you want, tag this as “homestuck voice meme” so people can find your voice acting shenanigans!

—————-

JOHN: this one here is so great. it is about this street tough renegade who did hard time behind bars, and wants nothing more in the world than to reunite with his loving wife and daughter. but not so fast! he has to go on crazy and dangerous escapades through the sky with a motley assortment of rogues led by john malkovich, who is wise to cage’s heroic nature and pure heart. they tether a grumpy police man’s awesome car to the plane and smash it, and then later they crash into some casinos. cage gets out of the wreckage and hugs his family, and i usually tear up a little.
JOHN: that is my working troll title for the movie, i hope it was ok.

ROSE: In some cultures the persistent refusal of a lady’s invitation to play a game with her would be a sign wanton disrespect.
ROSE: Either that, or flagrant homosexuality.

DAVE: im wearing them ironically
DAVE: because theyre awesome
DAVE: the fact that theyre ironic makes them awesome
DAVE: and vice versa
DAVE: are you taking notes on how to be cool?? jesus get a fucking pen

JADE: well…..
JADE: it sounds really crazy and kind of scary but…..
JADE: it also sounds kind of exciting!
JADE: i dont know john maybe this is your destiny
JADE: if anyone can save the world i think it is probably you!

JANE: Personally, I can hardly contain my excitement over it.
JANE: If years ago someone told me, which incidentally someone DID, that today I would have an exclusive opportunity to play what is absolutely the most cutting edge immersive simulation game ever released, developed by a company which has already done so much for the advancement of humanity, I would have said, “Shucks, buster, sign me up!”

JAKE: Oh for frigs flipping sake jane this is no time for your prudish pedantry! Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!

ROXY: i really dont think we should
ROXY: play the game
ROXY: the barnoness wants us to
ROXY: * baroness
ROXY: i dont know why
ROXY: everything i know about it says it should be a good game and real important and itll let us all get togehter and do somethin great and be besf friends for maybe eternity?
ROXY: but she took all that and twisted it somehow
ROXY: all i know is shes banking on us doing this and if she needs us to do this than its got to be to make somethin fucking hoorible happen
ROXY: * horbible
ROXY: * whore bible
ROXY: ^ bullseye

DIRK: The upper echelons of irony should always include measures of sincerity. And if the satirical practice is executed faithfully it will achieve something bona fide in its own right regardless.
DIRK: Through an intense commitment bordering on religious devotion to the absolutely inane, absurd, or plain fucking stupid, a very different kind of sincerity begins to materialize. One of reverence to the ridiculous. You begin to “mean it,” but what exactly it is you mean is never quite what appears on the surface, and is utterly inaccessible to obtuse and literal minds. That you “mean it” then becomes inseparable from the joke, and additional rich strata of humor may be stripped aggressively from this irreconcilable truth.

ARADIA: im 0k with it
ARADIA: im 0k with a l0t 0f things
ARADIA: even 0ur inevitable failure
ARADIA: th0ugh it will briefly masquerade as vict0ry

TAVROS: i THINK THIS, iS,
TAVROS: pROBABLY MEANT TO ANTAGONIZE ME,
TAVROS: iT’S JUST HARD TO FIGURE OUT,
TAVROS: iF YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA STRATEGICALLY,
TAVROS: oR IF IT’S JUST MORE OF THE THING, wHERE YOU HARASS ME BUT SOUND EXCITED ABOUT IT,

SOLLUX: there you go, you are now offiiciially the liife of the party.
SOLLUX: eheheh ii ju2t took an embarra22iing viideo of you cuttiing loo2e there, boy ii 2ure hope thii2 juiicy nugget doe2nt wiind up on the iinternet!

KARKAT: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.
KARKAT: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
KARKAT: IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR.
KARKAT: I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD.
KARKAT: I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME.
KARKAT: WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL.
KARKAT: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
KARKAT: BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE “PARADISE” PLANET.
KARKAT: BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.
KARKAT: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.
KARKAT: ONLY MY HATE.

NEPETA: :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*
NEPETA: :33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws*
NEPETA: :33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!*

KANAYA: Oh My It Is Your Human Sarcasm Again
KANAYA: I Enjoy Listening To It And I Wish Doing So Could Serve As My Primary Form Of Recreation
KANAYA: There See I Just Did It Too
KANAYA: Saying The Opposite Thing To Emphasize My Contempt
KANAYA: But Suddenly I Feel More Primitive And Hate Myself A Little More
KANAYA: It Was Like This Funny Miracle That Just Happened In My Heart

TEREZI: JOHN
TEREZI: WHY WOULD YOU L4UGH 4T 4 BL1ND G1RL
TEREZI: YOU H4V3 NO 1D34 HOW MUCH YOU D1SGUST M3 
TEREZI: YOUR3 4 TOT4L D1SGR4C3 TO TH3 F13LD OF 3CTOB1OLOGY
TEREZI: 1F W3 3V3R M33T
TEREZI: 1M GO1NG TO CUT YOUR THRO4T
TEREZI: 4ND L1ST3N TO YOU BL33D WH1L3 1 SM3LL YOU D13

VRISKA: Tavros, have I mentioned how cute you look in that plucky little outfit?
VRISKA: Why if I didn’t know 8etter, I’d say I was playing with Pupa Pan himself!
VRISKA: Isn’t that what you want, Tavros? To 8e like Pupa?
VRISKA: Of course you do! What 8oy wouldn’t want to 8e like Pupa! So dashing and 8rave.
VRISKA: He is everything you are not!

EQUIUS: D —> I need some air
EQUIUS: D —> Or some cold milk
EQUIUS: D —> Or a towel, I need a towel
EQUIUS: D —> Where the fuck are all my fresh towels
EQUIUS: D —> I mean
EQUIUS: D —> Fiddlesticks, please pardon my language
EQUIUS: D —> It won’t happen again

GAMZEE: MaN eVeRyWhErE i LoOk…
GAMZEE: aLlS i SeE iS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS.
GAMZEE: It’S sO sPiRiTuAl, AlL tHeSe mIrAcLeS aNd ShIt.
GAMZEE: oK lIkE jUsT bE tAkIn tHiS fUcKiN tItS bOtTlE oF fUcKiN fAyGo I jUsT cRaCkEd Up OpEn.
GAMZEE: AnD hOw It’S bEiNg AlL lIkE hIsSiNg AnD sHiT.
GAMZEE: mOtHeRfUcKiN hIsSiNg MaN, wHo WeNt AlL aNd ToLd It To Do ThAt?
GAMZEE: HoW wOuLd It EvEn Do ThAt, It’S cRaZy.
GAMZEE: iT’s A mIrAcLe.

ERIDAN: wwith my empiricists wwand i servve as the righteous hope that wwill incinerate delusion and the deluded alike
ERIDAN: my holy fire is the wwhite fury bled from the wwrath-wweary eyes of fifty thousand nonfictional angels
ERIDAN: and wwhen theyre finished wweepin they wwill boww before their prince

FEFERI: I AM -EXCIT-ED!
FEFERI: -Everyt)(ing we are about to do next is exciting.
FEFERI: It is always exciting.
FEFERI: I’m -EXCIT————————ED!
FEFERI: Pc)(ooooo.

EVERYONE DO THIS MEME

Reblogging for the daytime peeps because deal with it

• A - If I'm in love.
• B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
• C - How long it's been since I've kissed.
• D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.
• E - How many holes I have in my ears.
• F - Give me any options, like 'hot or cold?'
• G - The last person I said 'I love you' to.
• H - The last person I hugged.
• I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
• J - How old I am.
• K- What my full name is.
• L - If I have siblings.
• M - If I forgive betrayal.
• N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
• O - If I like my school.
• P - What kind of music I like.
• Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
• R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
• S - 2 habits.
• T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
• U - How many texts I send daily.
• V - 3 big dreams.
• W - An idol.
• X - If I've done something I regret very much.
• Y - If I like my town and why.
• Z - Ask any question you want.

fuzzlekins:

mikilofsouthern:

So there was a voice meme going around for a little while, and it inspired me to compile some quotes from all the main Homestuck characters! It’s just for funsies, I know there are a lot of talented voice actors in the fandom, but not everyone has tried every single character so I thought it would be fun!

p.s. if you want, tag this as “homestuck voice meme” so people can find your voice acting shenanigans!

—————-

JOHN: this one here is so great. it is about this street tough renegade who did hard time behind bars, and wants nothing more in the world than to reunite with his loving wife and daughter. but not so fast! he has to go on crazy and dangerous escapades through the sky with a motley assortment of rogues led by john malkovich, who is wise to cage’s heroic nature and pure heart. they tether a grumpy police man’s awesome car to the plane and smash it, and then later they crash into some casinos. cage gets out of the wreckage and hugs his family, and i usually tear up a little.
JOHN: that is my working troll title for the movie, i hope it was ok.

ROSE: In some cultures the persistent refusal of a lady’s invitation to play a game with her would be a sign wanton disrespect.
ROSE: Either that, or flagrant homosexuality.

DAVE: im wearing them ironically
DAVE: because theyre awesome
DAVE: the fact that theyre ironic makes them awesome
DAVE: and vice versa
DAVE: are you taking notes on how to be cool?? jesus get a fucking pen

JADE: well…..
JADE: it sounds really crazy and kind of scary but…..
JADE: it also sounds kind of exciting!
JADE: i dont know john maybe this is your destiny
JADE: if anyone can save the world i think it is probably you!

JANE: Personally, I can hardly contain my excitement over it.
JANE: If years ago someone told me, which incidentally someone DID, that today I would have an exclusive opportunity to play what is absolutely the most cutting edge immersive simulation game ever released, developed by a company which has already done so much for the advancement of humanity, I would have said, “Shucks, buster, sign me up!”

JAKE: Oh for frigs flipping sake jane this is no time for your prudish pedantry! Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with!

ROXY: i really dont think we should
ROXY: play the game
ROXY: the barnoness wants us to
ROXY: * baroness
ROXY: i dont know why
ROXY: everything i know about it says it should be a good game and real important and itll let us all get togehter and do somethin great and be besf friends for maybe eternity?
ROXY: but she took all that and twisted it somehow
ROXY: all i know is shes banking on us doing this and if she needs us to do this than its got to be to make somethin fucking hoorible happen
ROXY: * horbible
ROXY: * whore bible
ROXY: ^ bullseye

DIRK: The upper echelons of irony should always include measures of sincerity. And if the satirical practice is executed faithfully it will achieve something bona fide in its own right regardless.
DIRK: Through an intense commitment bordering on religious devotion to the absolutely inane, absurd, or plain fucking stupid, a very different kind of sincerity begins to materialize. One of reverence to the ridiculous. You begin to “mean it,” but what exactly it is you mean is never quite what appears on the surface, and is utterly inaccessible to obtuse and literal minds. That you “mean it” then becomes inseparable from the joke, and additional rich strata of humor may be stripped aggressively from this irreconcilable truth.

ARADIA: im 0k with it
ARADIA: im 0k with a l0t 0f things
ARADIA: even 0ur inevitable failure
ARADIA: th0ugh it will briefly masquerade as vict0ry

TAVROS: i THINK THIS, iS,
TAVROS: pROBABLY MEANT TO ANTAGONIZE ME,
TAVROS: iT’S JUST HARD TO FIGURE OUT,
TAVROS: iF YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA STRATEGICALLY,
TAVROS: oR IF IT’S JUST MORE OF THE THING, wHERE YOU HARASS ME BUT SOUND EXCITED ABOUT IT,

SOLLUX: there you go, you are now offiiciially the liife of the party.
SOLLUX: eheheh ii ju2t took an embarra22iing viideo of you cuttiing loo2e there, boy ii 2ure hope thii2 juiicy nugget doe2nt wiind up on the iinternet!

KARKAT: ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN.
KARKAT: THIS IS YOUR GOD SPEAKING.
KARKAT: IT IS A WRATHFUL GOD WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR.
KARKAT: I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD.
KARKAT: I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME.
KARKAT: WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL.
KARKAT: PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR BLOCK.
KARKAT: BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE “PARADISE” PLANET.
KARKAT: BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED.
KARKAT: THERE ARE NO MIRACLES IN STORE FOR YOU, HUMAN.
KARKAT: ONLY MY HATE.

NEPETA: :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill*
NEPETA: :33 < *ac uses one of her mouths to lick the fresh blood off her paws*
NEPETA: :33 < *and the other one to blow you a kiss!*

KANAYA: Oh My It Is Your Human Sarcasm Again
KANAYA: I Enjoy Listening To It And I Wish Doing So Could Serve As My Primary Form Of Recreation
KANAYA: There See I Just Did It Too
KANAYA: Saying The Opposite Thing To Emphasize My Contempt
KANAYA: But Suddenly I Feel More Primitive And Hate Myself A Little More
KANAYA: It Was Like This Funny Miracle That Just Happened In My Heart

TEREZI: JOHN
TEREZI: WHY WOULD YOU L4UGH 4T 4 BL1ND G1RL
TEREZI: YOU H4V3 NO 1D34 HOW MUCH YOU D1SGUST M3 
TEREZI: YOUR3 4 TOT4L D1SGR4C3 TO TH3 F13LD OF 3CTOB1OLOGY
TEREZI: 1F W3 3V3R M33T
TEREZI: 1M GO1NG TO CUT YOUR THRO4T
TEREZI: 4ND L1ST3N TO YOU BL33D WH1L3 1 SM3LL YOU D13

VRISKA: Tavros, have I mentioned how cute you look in that plucky little outfit?
VRISKA: Why if I didn’t know 8etter, I’d say I was playing with Pupa Pan himself!
VRISKA: Isn’t that what you want, Tavros? To 8e like Pupa?
VRISKA: Of course you do! What 8oy wouldn’t want to 8e like Pupa! So dashing and 8rave.
VRISKA: He is everything you are not!

EQUIUS: D —> I need some air
EQUIUS: D —> Or some cold milk
EQUIUS: D —> Or a towel, I need a towel
EQUIUS: D —> Where the fuck are all my fresh towels
EQUIUS: D —> I mean
EQUIUS: D —> Fiddlesticks, please pardon my language
EQUIUS: D —> It won’t happen again

GAMZEE: MaN eVeRyWhErE i LoOk…
GAMZEE: aLlS i SeE iS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS.
GAMZEE: It’S sO sPiRiTuAl, AlL tHeSe mIrAcLeS aNd ShIt.
GAMZEE: oK lIkE jUsT bE tAkIn tHiS fUcKiN tItS bOtTlE oF fUcKiN fAyGo I jUsT cRaCkEd Up OpEn.
GAMZEE: AnD hOw It’S bEiNg AlL lIkE hIsSiNg AnD sHiT.
GAMZEE: mOtHeRfUcKiN hIsSiNg MaN, wHo WeNt AlL aNd ToLd It To Do ThAt?
GAMZEE: HoW wOuLd It EvEn Do ThAt, It’S cRaZy.
GAMZEE: iT’s A mIrAcLe.

ERIDAN: wwith my empiricists wwand i servve as the righteous hope that wwill incinerate delusion and the deluded alike
ERIDAN: my holy fire is the wwhite fury bled from the wwrath-wweary eyes of fifty thousand nonfictional angels
ERIDAN: and wwhen theyre finished wweepin they wwill boww before their prince

FEFERI: I AM -EXCIT-ED!
FEFERI: -Everyt)(ing we are about to do next is exciting.
FEFERI: It is always exciting.
FEFERI: I’m -EXCIT————————ED!
FEFERI: Pc)(ooooo.

EVERYONE DO THIS MEME 

Here’s my attempt at voicing all the main characters! They were super fun to do, especially Karkat and John. xD

Alrighty, so I haven’t really done anything with this blog in a while, because I was in kind of a music slump, but I feel like I’m ready to get back to doing things again! Since Broadwaystuck is in a state of rebooting, and everyone got kicked out apparently or something (I really haven’t been keeping track of anything) I’ll probably change my url in the future, but not quite yet. Also, I’ll be doing more than just Terezi songs. This’ll kinda turn into my general Homestuck voice-acting/singing blog thing.

So yeah, that’s pretty much all I have to say right now. I won’t be uploading too much yet, since I am on vacation, which means less time to myself plus a lower-quality microphone. I did however, manage to record my attempt at voicing all the main characters today, which I will reblog from my main account.

Peace out!

broadwayfeferi:

broadway-aradia:

broadwayfeferi:

broadway-aradia:

broadwayfeferi:

she is B———EAUTIFUL! IN every single waaaaaay! 

but not nearly so beau-tee-ful as you fef!! 0u0

38O I sink you s)(ould S)(OOS)(! 

Suc)( beauty as suc)( a young age is definitely forbidden! <3.

LIES AND SLANDER! fef is the most beautiful

forever end of story

I t)(oug)(t you were GROUND———-ED! 38(

STOP

BOTH OF YOU 4R3 B34UT1FUL >:]

(via recipet)

broadwayzahhak:

broadway-aradia:

broadwaysollux:

broadway-aradia:

oh… i guess broadwaystuck broke up?

nobody… told me, haha. i must have been in school.

not quite sure whether i should just change my url and keep recording or call it quits.

hm. what should i do?

..this is news to me i really should pay more attention to these things……..

you and me both hahaha

I really have no idea what’s going on, so I’m in the same boat as you two…

I don’t think it is, but I’ve pretty much been chillin’ for the past few days. Haven’t talked to any of you guys for a while. o3o

Broadwaystuck: Cast Activity #1: March Madness

broadwaystuck:

~insert dramatic fanfare~

Now that there have been some changes, we’d like to start things off with a delightful “sew ourselves together” type of exercise. It’s both to get characters to work together who haven’t really rubbed elbows much yet, and to maybe push together some who probably should…

Apparently a bunch of us are leaving because of different reasons. I respect that, since it was their decision after all.

I’m still a bit confused about the whole situation, but I don’t really have any desire to leave.

I am running at bit low on muse right now, since I’m pretty worn out from the musical and life and stuff. Don’t expect too much out of me for a little while. You guys seem to like me, so I don’t want to leave you all hanging, but give me a week and I’ll probably recover from this creative slump. It happens to all of us.

More on the drama issue, I really try to stay out of it as much as I can, because I am seriously not the person who should hear about drama. If it gets worse, I might consider leaving because I can’t handle stuff like that. I still love you all bunches even if I do.

However, like I said earlier, I personally have no desire to leave the group now. I want to see Broadwaystuck become the happy, care-free shenanigans I always pictured it as. Positive energy is the way to go! It would fill me with joy if you all felt better.

(I still want to talk with you guys that left, since I love you too, so feel free to hit me up on my skype or my main blog fuzzlekins. I’d really appreciate it. c: )

- Broadway Terezi a.k.a. Fuzzle